ssssszzzzzzz... "Open Channel D. Report begins."
In the myst enshrouded redwood forests at the foothills of the Santa Cruz Mountains by the great Pacific Ocean lie the hallowed halls of UCSC. There, the local population is unaware of the mind control machines placed strategically around the student playfields. Employing the talents of the music group the "Austin Lounge Lizards", the slugs have upped the ante infesting the students minds with their slug fight song.
(This forward intel arrived by several courier dispatches. Thanks to all.)